1.) Keep food and snacks readily available. You may never know where you'll be when that hunger urge strikes you.
2.) If you got an itch, itch it.
3.) When the getting is good get all you can carry.
4.) Scope things out before you leap.
5.) If you gotta go...
you gotta go.
6.) If you want it bad enough you'll discover a way to get it.
7.) Squirrels can't kiss their elbows either.
8.) Guard you home.